Imaginary boyfriends

My niece thinks I have an imaginary boyfriend. And that I look like my father is the Michelin tire guy thing. I may have gained weight but I'm not that big. Haha

She then told me that it's ok to have imaginary boyfriends and that she has one at her mom's house. It's a wrapping paper tube that she's drawn a face on. 

At least I don't have  a wrapping paper tube with a face on it as a boyfriend. I just have absolutely nothing.

But on the positive side, at least she thinks I can tango dance!