The Joys of Getting Older

So it's been almost 36 hours since I had the colposcopy. I'm still in pain. They didn't even take a biopsy but just some cells by cutting into the area inside the cervix. I am the weirdo who looked at the container that had my cells in it and there was actually small chunks of my skin in there. Mildly disturbing. At least bleeding has stopped. "You'll have mild spotting." Spotting?! Yeah that's not spotting... I wasn't expecting this unless I actually had to have a biopsy. Until I YouTubed colposcopy and saw what they did and then it was a little relaxing knowing what would happen but a little terrifying. YouTube it if you want to know what happens. Ick.
Also because I've had a temperature and some other issues for the last two months, they checked my thyroid and oh hey. It's enlarged or something. Fanfreakigtastic. Haha. But they said it may be because of being on new medications.
Yesterday morning when my mom and I were getting ready for my appointment, Ziggy decided that she wanted to chew on a paper towel that she found. I looked at her and she just put her paws over the torn up paper towel and looked at me like, "what? No... I wouldn't eat that...." Haha. My pup cracks me up. She's my baby and I couldn't imagine life without her. One of my neighbors saw her so I just kept walking. Eek! Hopefully they don't say anything about her. She was a little noisy. Haha. But she's Goose. She's noisy. It'll be fine though. That's what I keep having to tell myself. She was less noisy than Harold.
So Harold. Oh Harold. His name isn't really Harold but he would yell while he had a Bluetooth on his ear outside to Miguel. Well... We later found out that Harold is... Dun dun duuuunnnnnnn... Wait for it... Miguel. He screams at himself. At all hours of the day and night. "God dammit Miguel! Why would you do this to me?!" I feel bad for the guy. But he's noisy. Ziggy was less noisy. Haha. So I think we are fine.